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  • Hi John! | 0  

    To: John F W Rogers, Goldman Sachs
    It's your buddy Archander again. How you been doin' since my last message? It's a little disappointin' that you haven't replied to a single one of my letters. But don't worry - I don't have the problems with anger I used to. I'm a cool dude these days buddy! Just ask around the cell block!

John, as I was sayin' last time, I feels that you an' I BELONGS together! Neither of us cares a hoot about anything or anybody but ourselves, because we just likes' havin' money an' you gotta screw people one way or another to get a lot of it. True, my way of making it was illegal and yours wasn't. But the way I looks at it, everybody is sayin' that the way you do it should be made illegal, an' already IS immoral (whateva that means). So I reckons we're the same, brother!

I'm comin' to the Big A in April John, an' I'd love it if you an' I could hook up for a while. How about the first Friday in April, John? I'll be hangin' outside your building in the morning from early on, hopin' to catch you as you walk in for another day of lootin' and stealin'. Just look out for a big coloured guy. I'll be lookin out for you for sure!

Keep the coffee pot warmed!

    archander

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