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  • Sorry to part ways, Joe! | 10  

    To: Joe L Price, Bank of America
    Hey Joe! Well, I'm sad to say that I just finished paying off my Bank of America Credit Card debt. It took me 5 years, and in the end you somehow got paid A LOT more than I originally owed.  You are welcome for that, my friend. So, now there is no more money of mine for you to spend wherever the heck you feel like spending it. I know this makes you sad, but I want you to know that I'm here for you. And chin up, Joe! Just think of all the other people out there that oww you money. There must be thousands, maybe millions. And most of them, because of this mess we are in, will miss a payment or two, and you can treat them just like me. It will be like we never parted ways. You are so rich and powerful, Joe....go out there and bankrupt the 99%!!! Don't worry what you conscience says, it's ok that they are poor and you have gobs of money laying around to bathe in. 
-Jeff-
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