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    To: David Heller, Goldman Sachs
    Dear Mr Heller, 
    I thought I would drop you a note and let you know what I have planned for tomorrow.
    
    Get up at 5:00 am, shower, then feed my two year old.  Out the door by 6:00 am and drop off baby at the daycare by 6:45am.  Then I have to drive  20 miles in my 1992 Chevy to get to work by 7:30am.  
    
    For $8.60 an hour I change diapers, bathe, lift, roll, feed, and groom elderly residents of a nursing home.  At 12:15 pm I get half an hour for lunch.  Back to work from 12:45 until 4:30.  Then I drive back to the daycare and pick up baby by 5:00 pm and take her to my mother's house.  Where I will leave her while I go to my second job as a clerk at the public library.  I get off at 10pm and pick up baby and  I will be home by 11pm.  Then I will do the same thing again the next day.
    
    I guess I am lucky to have two low-paying jobs.  Some of my friends from college are unemployed and living with their parents.  I think that once I get my student loans paid off things will be better and I will be able to spend more time with my family.
    
    I hope you have a good day tomorrow.  
    
    Love
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