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  • My apologies | 21  

    To: Brian T Moynihan, Bank of America
    Dear Mr. Moynihan,

I am so sorry to hear how "incensed" you are that no one recognizes how much good you and Bank of America do for the rest of America.  You must be suffering greatly.  I can't imagine how hard this must be on your family.  Please don't get upset that people don't understand.  We are just mere servants in your plutocracy, here to be sodomized at your beckon call.  I am so sorry to have upset you.  Please accept as my humblest apology the shit that emerges from my ass as you continue to rape the American public.  

Sincerely yours,
George
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